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Electrician Jokes:
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Q: What did the light bulb say to the generator?
A: “I really get a charge out of you!”
Q: What is an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?
A: Shock-o-lot!
Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a electrical panel?
A: Dead!
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are “Current specialists”.
Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A: A Volts-wagon.
Q: What do you call a worm that chews up electric wires?
A: Electro-magnots.
Q. Why do fluorescent lights hum?
A. Because they can’t remember the words.
Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
A: She says. “Daddy, I need a new apartment!”
Don’t mess with an electrical engineer. It MEGAHERTZ!
Q: What do you call an electrician with a hammer?
A: Thief
Q: What is another name for an apprentice?
A: Shock absorber
Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one but then he will re-wire it to bring it up to code.
A: “I really get a charge out of you!”
A: Shock-o-lot!
A: Dead!
A: Because they are “Current specialists”.
A: A Volts-wagon.
A: Electro-magnots.
A. Because they can’t remember the words.
A: She says. “Daddy, I need a new apartment!”
A: Thief
A: Shock absorber
A: Just one but then he will re-wire it to bring it up to code.
light bulbs are good for lighting the home but stay away from incandescent lamps because they generate so much heat `’.
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