Electrician Jokes

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Electrician Jokes:

I found these and got a good laugh out of them, hope they do the same for you! Happy Friday everyone!

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Q: What did the light bulb say to the generator?
A: “I really get a charge out of you!”

Q: What is an electrician’s favorite ice cream flavor?
A: Shock-o-lot!

Q: What do you call a carpenter working in a electrical panel?
A: Dead!

Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are “Current specialists”.

Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A: A Volts-wagon.

Q: What do you call a worm that chews up electric wires?
A: Electro-magnots.

Q. Why do fluorescent lights hum?
A. Because they can’t remember the words.

Q: How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
A: She says. “Daddy, I need a new apartment!”

Don’t mess with an electrical engineer. It MEGAHERTZ!

Q: What do you call an electrician with a hammer?
A: Thief

Q: What is another name for an apprentice?
A: Shock absorber

Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one but then he will re-wire it to bring it up to code.

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4 Comments Add yours

  1. light bulbs are good for lighting the home but stay away from incandescent lamps because they generate so much heat `’.

  2. Da Crepeq says:

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  3. Gtsbunty says:

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